Deleted lines from The Avengers script #383
My friend Liz works at Donut King. They had an upgrade recently that included big neon signs that read Donut King. Except the D is broken. It has resulted in lines such as
"I’m going to talk to my boss about the D"
Except today they fixed it but now its a super bright LED D and the rest is pink and purple neon D
If you’re Australian you have to watch these - if you’re not Australian, watch them anyway
So I had the bright idea: lets walk Cruiser over to my place (about 2kms from his agistment) and give him a bath. What could go wrong?!
Long story short: gave him a bath and tied him to the car port rail while I wound the hose up only for him to untie himself and begin walking away and as soon as I tried to catch he bolted. Rocketed around the corner at which point a dude in a ute asks me if I want a hand we follow him up to the railway tracks where he got on the flat straight bit and bolted flat out. Caught him about 2kms up the road where he’d broken his lead rope and part of his halter. His lead rope is still MIA. Some dudes pull up in utes, none who had rope but one ducks back into the showgrounds and grabs me some. Managed to get him home no fuss….
I am so done with this horse
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH